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natalie-dormers-smirk:

You bet your sweet ass she does.

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elodiathetyrant:

they saw the opportunity

and they fucking seized it.

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bueno:

this greek bitchs titty poppin out and she dont give a fuck

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skellerbzzt:

Apparently queer rights are our new space travel in the game of: Things America Only Cares About Because We Want To Be Better Than Russia.

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fatwink:

fatwink:

wow i can’t believe they’re finally gonna start banning nerds from tumblr.com 

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why you little

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spookyfeuilly:

so one time this asshole was harassing my friend and he gave her a note that said “hey pretty wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and like the fucking badass she is and because she’s a gymnast, she got up and did a fucking backflip in the middle of class

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rosaxios:

strangelybeautifulworld:

I laughed so hard

thats the spirit

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odairaremysugarcubes:

this broke my heart

like he looks at her like she’s his little sister

and they’re playing some game

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sonoci:

do you ever have those moments where you’re catching your friend up on a series and they make a random guess on something that’s going to happen and it’s actually 100% right and you just sit there like

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"MUST NOT LET THEM KNOW"

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