Life and Lulz

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Harrison Ford Won’t Answer Star Wars Questions [x]

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sidnugget:

Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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whealty:

you can tell by the way i use my walk

im a womans man

no time to talk

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teareblogs:

“Are you coming to bed” Helena asks

“No, not yet” says Tim as he continues to write his Johnny Depp/Helena Bonham Carter fanfiction.

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lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

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vintageprincess48:

enjolrizzle:

wiccanthropy:

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eternalpurgatoryofdestiel:

agehachou:

having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world

have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?

Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon

have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad

too far.

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straightchristianfurry:

“i’m working on composing some darker stuff for ukelele” something i actually overheard today

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